If you have phrases from Japanese cartoons in your profile...
You might be a queermo
If you rolled up an empty piece of paper and smoked it...
You might be one sorry piece of shit
If you have ever looked at porn on a firend's computer because you literally infested you own computer with porn...
You might be flat-out nasty
If you have ever gotten a mohawk...
You are Stan. Need I say more?
If you have ever watched a hamster dance while singing the Air Force Hymn over 25 times in a row...
You might need to kill yourself
If you have ever pissed on something to clean it
You might be lazy
If you have ever turned down the chance to have sex to watch the food network...
Then your name is Luke
If you have ever climbed on a roof and backflipped off of it, landing on your head, popped back on to your feet and laughed about it...
Then you might be me after smokin a few jibba jabbas
If you have ever enjoyed yourself at Disney World...
You should kill yourself
If you have ever brought kool-aid squeeze bottles to a party...
You might be black
And if you have ever screamed "Lord Farquad" in a German accent and laughed about it for hours
Then you must have spent the time before that in a shed full of gas fumes setting paper on fire
anywho. i talked to Sarah last night. from like 11 to almost 3. it was cool. she was really down because Dan broke up with her but i cheered her up. and theres something else but i dont wanna jinx it or mess things up by puttin it in here but ill tell you as soon as it happens. later days.